As Heard: Ninja Caught On Camera

Written by on March 16, 2016

Okay, maybe he is doing it wrong. Then again, this is wrong on a few levels. Seattle, WA police are on the lookout for a masturbating ninja. It all started back in January when a woman spotted the stealthy dude outside her home near the University.

Several calls to the police regarding this sneak have been reported. Now, he’s been caught on camera, en flagrante, if you will.

The masturbating ninja is wearing an all black suit with only his eyes exposed and the parts necessary to carry out his deed. His clothes appear white in the picture because night vision alters the color of black to appear white. As for shoes, they are the five toe shoes.

(photo courtesy: Esquire)


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